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Protect Demotivational Poster

FACT - Indisputable

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").

THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection

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Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !

CONDOMS - A new way of virus protection

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:42 pm
Maybe effective... doesn't work though.


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Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that photo knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.

TRUST - Know where to place yours.

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spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:49 am
Those are just local kids... ya they try to steal our grenades and stuff but they are also great people... those kids have more sence than 99% of all the adults blowing theirselves up for nothing...
holymoly - June 6, 2012, 2:50 pm
powerful picture Jenna. Nice
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:13 pm
Makingplans, I think that is actually an extremely good point!
makingplans4nigel - June 4, 2012, 3:12 pm
Not to nit pick but wouldn't an american solider be the enemies primary target?
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:21 pm
no words for comment, just respect for payment.

Loyalty -

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Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs

THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?


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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the assumption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every damn poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a dick, I'll call you a dick. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it damn 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - Little Wolfgang shouldn't have stolen Guido the Bulldog's bone collection.

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


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EmoChik - October 29, 2010, 3:22 am
If I was you daughter then I'd be suprised too. You want your daughter to turn into a leech?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:22 pm

agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, you only want your daughter to lose her black cherry?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:28 am
Just cruising. I am usually not on here during the weekend but i have some free time this morning. I was here Friday.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 11:20 am

geez fp i know this is gonna come off as gay but i missed you man. where u been?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 10:50 am
ROR! 5L, perfect
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 10:35 am


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Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
we don't get exposed to many musicals here, and my music taste is rather limited, thus the ignorance is generated :D
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Heh, Hammy one is a band with a song: Insane in the Membrane, the other a musical with a song: The Rain in Spain (falls mainly on the plain). Both are about smoking pot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2011, 2:10 pm
I am..have you ever eaten a Crow?....cuz I have.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
Are you aware a flock of crows or ravens is called a murder? Mmm...murder.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:49 am
This picture is depressing yet very peaceful to look at. I like.
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
Perhaps A goat prisoner?
ICEMAN - January 23, 2011, 6:34 pm
You mean like you going away?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:19 pm
If you behave ...good things will come to you..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2011, 6:18 pm
You all sound like the voices coming from my cellar....don't ask for food bitch!
culos - January 23, 2011, 5:58 pm
Try and read a book someday....
Hawamleh - January 23, 2011, 5:56 pm
and those would be?
spacedog - January 23, 2011, 5:51 pm
The rain on the pane drives you insane? Is that Cypress Hill or My Fair Lady? 5L


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CAREFUL - Unprotected phone sex can lead to hearing aids.

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PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 9:44 pm
Haha i agree, this is good. 5
LyssaGal - January 29, 2012, 3:13 pm
thank you! :D
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:45 pm
this is g55555d !


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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:47 am
HEY! what did i tell you about posting pictures of the fires i create! people can be so jealous of me >:)
Daniel Yao - January 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
Gonorrhea (also colloquially known as the clap[1]) is a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae. The usual symptoms in men are burning with urination and penile discharge. Women, on the other hand, are asymptoma
rerun - October 31, 2010, 10:29 am

I googled it to get one of the many spelling versions it seems to have.
IllicoPresto - October 31, 2010, 4:06 am
Maybe he meant ghidorah. He set things on fire with his lightning breath, you know.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 12:01 am
bullhead clap is the scariest looking....the black clap is worse ask the military guys, you don't get to come home.
Iconoclast - October 30, 2010, 11:35 pm
Ghonnera or Gonorrhea?
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 10:25 pm
A helpful hint rerun... 'The Clap' is much easier to spell.
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Back from Thailand already, rerun?

PARANOID DELUSION - Thinking everyone wants to steal your "sweet ride"

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5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thats what he said after letting it "loose" in the theater.
calvin5040 - October 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEEWEE is never going to loose his bike again!!!
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2010, 8:24 am
What makes you think the owner put those locks on it. Much more fun to randomly lock up other people's bikes.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:30 am

5napolean dynamites. sweet!
janwouter - September 10, 2010, 6:57 am
That's not paranoid. That's living in Amsterdam.
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
as soon as you add a bike lock it becomes a challenge. this is gonna be fun
rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:45 pm

love the fact that the front tire is flat


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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


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CANADA - November 25, 2010, 11:56 pm
the police never think its as funny as you do! 5L
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:25 pm

that is not what they are saying...live the lifesytle, embrace the lifestyle.
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 10:21 pm
No, your honor, never
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:17 pm

I think you are thinking of S&M.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Do you use those tactics when arresting puppies?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 8:41 pm
oh, and 5 beatdowns
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 8:41 pm
Only the stupid ones pull that crap. Now using restraint techniques that never leave a mark, but cause "instant enlightenment", are the wisest course of action.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 10:36 am
I love this! 5L


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maoworks2 - January 12, 2013, 10:27 am
I Said No Pictures No Soup For You !


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 11:48 am
Very well put. Responsibility and accountability. 5L


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Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 2:46 pm

somebody has been feeding this guy timmy's for breakfast. real nice monkey!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:18 pm
That's why we've got to get out of here... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!


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Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 1:33 am
This is nice, is it not?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2009, 1:32 am
I love it! 5L
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:08 am
MO - September 16, 2009, 5:23 pm
Scuba Ron? Steve's gonna be pissed! 5 ditch divers BTW...
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
You didn't know why he brags about being an expert "pearl diver"?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just noticed the tag now. We'll help out by calling him RONski from now on. That outta do it.
spacedog - September 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
Well done.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 4:02 pm
Had he only used chicken wire ... then the ol' magnet on the end of a fishing line could save him some time. Disturbingly hilariously disturbing. And somehow I imagine Cousteau would be proud.


THAT'S RIGHT MAAM - I here to protect & serve.

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THE VOTE LIONS - They're only covering the surface. Beware the tunnels!

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WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 6:04 am
I predict the next part of the tunnel to include a "This is Sparta!" reference....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 8:36 pm
Awww, you turned your comment in the poster into a tunnel for the same poster! Are you smoking LSD, young man?????

PROTECTION - your the cumshot your mother should have swallowed

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lemur - August 8, 2008, 8:03 pm
ur gay
Lemur - June 21, 2008, 5:08 pm
"Protection: Your Parents should have used it!"

Dog -

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:34 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...and my dog isn't that bad looking too!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 9:28 pm
What a cutie


Virus Protection -

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RexyD - February 7, 2014, 3:29 am
Want! NOW!!!

Fair Warning -

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of hotdogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.

Ebola Workers -

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 6:50 pm
Aye yi yi ! Correct, figured a bunch of highly educated people could suss that out... probably an error. Judging by the recent events... too much credit assumed.
Cannabal - October 19, 2014, 6:40 pm
Don't forget fire, lots of fire.


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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 8:41 pm
What? You believed it was always from the kid in front of you in line? Hahaha...thanks Silverheart.
Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 6:32 pm

Eeewwwww... 5 Lions wearing dirty adult undergarments.


MOTIFAKE PROTECTION PROGRAM - Due to the sensitive nature of this image, it is being protected by the MPP. Sponsored by the US Marshall Office

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rerun - January 6, 2010, 8:29 am

I received a PM asking what this meant. It referes to posters here that have been approved, but for some reason now just appear as a red "x". I think for the most part Mr. M has resolved the glitch..

PROTECT AND SERVE - Zzzz..... Huh!?!

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EVIRONMENTALIST - AN ADVOCATE FOR the protection of the PLANET from MISUSE from human activity.

ADVERTISING - Location, location, location

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real men in baltimore -

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 4:36 pm
The media is so focused on the bad things that happened, that that's all we hear about. They refuse to tell us about the acts of heroism, even though the good far out weighs the bad and the stories are actually more interesting. Thanks, RL! 5 fisting L!

I need Feminism -

Canadian -

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dammit...you found him! 2nd from the right.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
So...is that where Mooooo+ got off to? 5 Pantomime Heifers.


Equipment -

Online Protection -



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